Post 26: Tekken 6 wants to be my friend.

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Post 25: Prepare for the Future! Download Lightmatt Firmware v1.2

Recently, I been slapped in the face with buffet of updates to various things and apps. So I thought, why not think about the future, and the only way I can think of doing that is to tell ye a story…again.

Its 2013, long after that 2012 bullshit and everyone moved on with their lives, I awoke from my cramped cryo pod in a daze. Upon observing my clock I realize that my pod was set five days too late for my online job interview. Outraged by this, I quickly went to Youtube to see what my autocam recorded during my slumber. The autocam recorded me sleeping naked in my cryo pod for the entire time I was supposed to be recording my interview to post on my now deleted channel. Fuck the future.

Moments later I went into the ketchen in hopes to turn the day around with breakfast. I had about 5 minutes to eat before I had to begin my defense in reassembling my not naked pride again. My plan for breakfast was to heat up a simple Hot pocket, though upon trying to use my mircowave I was informed that there was a required update for the mircowave so that you may view my food in HD. It was 20MB, but the wireless connection to the mircowave was so bad it took up my 5 minutes to download. Fuck the future.

Later, I decided to go for a walk, and by walk I mean stand still and letting the sidewalk move you, when I was approched by a homeless hobo. He was begging for money from people on their way to work. I personally had nothing to give the poor man, so I tried my best to ignore him and go about my business; however, he took one good look at me and said in that disgusting hobo voice, “Hey! I know you! You’re the naked guy on the tube. Yeah you were famous for the two hours that video was up.” Indeed, even homeless are conneted to the internet. Fuck the future.

Lastly, I went to The Future Man a electronics store big in future crap. I asked a nearby clerk if there were any time machines for sale. He answered with a nod of the head and pointed me in the right direction. He questioned what would I need one for; I stood there and said, “You remember all that 2012 hype? Yeah, I gonna go make that shit happen. Fuck the future!”

Today thought: Its 2:35 A.M. and I let out the hugest fart of the early morning and it feels so damn good.

Post 24: Teamwork with Coverage!

As of today, Aug. 24, 2009, it is now “AI-Stirke” week. That’s right AI partners all over the gaming universe are going on strike. This strike includes but not limited to: Not backing you up, not firing they’re weapons, or disappear somewhere else. (They’re buying hookers…)

So be aware the next time you olay Gears of War 2 or Call of Duty 4 this week.

Today’s random thought: Free Sandwich on sale for $1!

Post 23: Waiter! There’s an anime in my Soup…

Howdy! people on the interweb, Lightmatt here with a new post. Woo…

A couple of days ago, I was surfing the channels on the T.V., (It was a chance to get away from the Ego-cookie-monsters that I associate with on Xbox-LIVE) and I noticed the Chiller got rights to air animes on their station. Okay, anime and horror mixing together; people whould throw a fuss and say it can go totally go together like peanut butter on blue chesse, but it wasn’t even anime with a “dark” or “scary” atmosphere.
No idea what was the name of the anime.

Within the five minutes I spent looking at and/or tried to figure out what the hell the anime is about, I thought this: Why are these stations like Sci-fi (SyFy [Dumbest name change ever]) and Chiller buying rights to air these shows on their networks? Honestly, at this point, there’s no point in bothering. Anime is a digital package that is being viewed free, Sci-fi and Chiller need to go ahead and drops the shows cause its just taking up air-space for something better or worse.

Today’s random thought: I wish that there was an MMO that can allow you to buy a HotTub for your guild.

Post 22: Hanging up shop (Mugen-style)

If you’re viewing this post then you’re interested in finishing one of my works. No strings attached, just credit those mentioned in the “Read me”.

To begin with, Sorry I’m be away from my work for such a long time. (other things needed my attention)
And sorry the Bleach Mugen project went belly-up. And since I’m currently too busy while other things I’m leaving my “Re-done” Kisuke and the Hisagi Beta released in 2007 to those interested in either finishing my work or interested in messing with it for those who just starting out in chracter creation.

Kisuke 0.1 alpha (Alot already in: SP moves need programming and AI as well as minor work here and there)

http://www.4shared.com/file/120809503/8f22ed98/kisuke.html

Hisagi 0.1 Beta [2007] (Search “lightmatt” in the search bar and look up the orginal release tread for bugs and stuff that needs fixing)

http://www.4shared.com/file/120809508/18f03410/Hisagi.html

Random thought of the day: The undead doesn’t scare me, car crushes do.

Post 21: Entering via window is legal, however doors are trouble.

A couple of days ago I was exiting a building through a door that exits to the side of the building. Not even a fourth of the door was open before I got yelled at for using THAT door. Now my question is, what’s the point of a door if you’re not allowed to use it? Don’t get me wrong it wasn’t a door for employees only, No, it was a regular door, no signs, nothing. So, I wondered why leave a door unmarked? Better yet, why not mark the door with a stronger message telling the person in front of said door that you can’t use THIS door. So, I took it upon myself to make a sign with a strong message so that hopefully no one else may make the same mistake again. So, CEO’s, owners of buildings, etc. who have a door they don’t want anyone using please print this sign out and slap it on the wall beside it.

Random thought of the day: I saw a guy whose hair reminded me of a pineapple. Weird thing was that he was Hawaiian.

Post 20: Join the Faction! Red Faction with Lightmatt

Today’s post is another audio post. Kinda like doing these, its make my job easier.

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Post 19: Brushing your affairs with Lightmatt!

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Post 18: Pull my Phase!

Ever heard the phase, “He who smelt it, dealt it”? I pretty sure you have, however was it meant to point out who farted? Allow me to explain.

He who smelt it dealt it is only applied to someone farting, and since the phase doesn’t directly point that out you can take the phase in a different direction. Like this:

[At a resturant]

Me: I smell some good cooking!

Random person: Oh! You must have made this food. [He who smelt it, dealt it!]

[At the Flower Shop]

Me: These flowers smell pretty good.

Sales Clerk: Oh! You must be the one who grew these. [He who smelt it, dealt it!]

[At a Hospital]

Me: I smell a new baby!~

Man next to me: Oh! So it was you who did this to my wife! [He who smelt it, dealt it!]

Today’s quote: Lightmatt once said: “Shine!! Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle…” [Means don't ever show your Bling-Bling in front of me.]

Post 17: Its Brand-spanking NEW!

On Wednesday March 21, 2009, a new Wal-mart opened here in Monroeville. (Finally a bigger Wal-mart) With that said I would to talk about bathrooms. What do bathrooms have to do with Wal-mart? Simple, Wal-mart has bathrooms; however, the ones at the new Wal-mart are brand-new and never use. (By now, they are used.)

I wanted to go to the grand-opening of the new Wal-mart for one thing, not to shop, not to wonder around like a turkey with its mouth wide open; but to used the bathrooms. The reason I chose Wal-mart’s bathrooms was that I could use a public restroom that was spotless; however, when I went in there they were as disgusting any your average gas station! What the hell, is there some kind of elite squad of guys whose mission it is to mess the new bathrooms? Whoever they are apparently their code names are: penis, boobs, piss, and Gary.

 

Today’s Quote: Lightmatt once said while playing Call Of Duty 4: “Excerise your voting-hand!” [Used to veto a map.]